Parental Definitions
Hi All,
After spending quite a bit of my days looking after the wee one and running to his mum for a feed, we have discovered the secret definitions behind the terms Mum and Dad:
MUM – Mobile Ultimate Meals
DAD – Deliver All Dining
Now all we need to do is rediscover SLEEP – Somnolent Luxurious Ease (that) Evades Parents…
🙂
H
Aggressive Logistics 
Half decent sleep tends to return, depending on the child, between around 12 weeks through to 4 or 5 years. That resets if you have more children though. You will learn to hate those whose children sleep through the night early, and give heartfelt pity to those whose children never seem to get into a good sleeping pattern.